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I Love You Jokes

• Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yes, it is February 14th.
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
• What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore, who? Eyesore do love you a lot.
• What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
• Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices.      You’re one of them.
• Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.
• I was on a flight the other day and I found I’d been seated next to a beautiful young woman. As I sat down next to her I said, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”  She said, “Yes, but I wasn’t prepared to pay.”
• I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house.     I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
• My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem.”
• Relationships are a lot like algebra.   Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
• I love everyone. Some people I love to be around, while some of them are people who I would rather avoid. And then there are some who I would love to punch in the face.
• couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
• A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
• Love is like a fart.  If you force it, you’re going to make a mess.
• You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.
• Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.

• You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
• Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
• What’s the difference between love and marriage?    Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Why do men like to fall in love at first sight? Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
• I invited this girl I liked over to my house for a seven-course meal.  She said, “Ooh, that sound’s lovely. What are we having?” I said, “A pizza and a six-pack of beer.”
• If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
• My new girlfriend works at the zoo.  I think she’s a keeper.
• Falling in love is like going deep into a river. It is much easier to get in it than it is to get out of it.
• Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
• My love is like communism.  Everyone gets a share, and it’s only good in theory.

• Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
• Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
• I said, “I love you so much. I could never live without you.”   My girlfriend giggled and asked, “Is that you talking or the beer?”  I said, “It’s me talking to the beer…”
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno, who. Juno that you’re the love of my life?
• Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?
• I don’t know your name yet, but it must be Wi-Fi because I am feeling such a strong connection here.
• I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present.  I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get?  He said, “A bulletproof one. I’m married.”
• There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
• What’s the difference between love and marriage?  Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.
• Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.
• Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.
• Why should you not marry a tennis player?  Because love means nothing to them.
• Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone? That feeling is actually all of your common sense leaving your body.