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• Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday???
• Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
• I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
• Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own.
• My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
• Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!
• Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine.”
• I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
• Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
• My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”
  We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.

• A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
  Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
  The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
• Fun is like life insurance. The older you get..the more it costs.
• God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
• Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?”
  Mr. Jeffries: “Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.”
• Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
• God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
• That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
• I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
• An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: “Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.” The granny answers: “You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”
• Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join Facebook and never leave home.

• Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
• You can’t put a value on a human life, but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
• HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
• I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
• I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.
• I will marry the girl who looks as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
• I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
• I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
• Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain
• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
• An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
  The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”
• I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything.
• Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

• “Can you please hold my hand?”A mother asks her son: “Anton, do you think I’m a bad mom?”
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  Son: “My name is Paul.”
• Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
• How would you like your egg for breakfast…. hard-boiled or impregnated?
• Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
• Doctor: You’re obese.
  Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.
  Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
• Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
  The other shakes his head: “No way, look at what happened to the zebra.”
• Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
• I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I’ll kill you for nothing!
• Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
• I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
• One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature.

• Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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  Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
• Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
• If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
• There are no winners in life… only survivors.
• “Mom, where do tampons go?” “Where the babies come from, darling.” “In the stork?”
• Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
• If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
• I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt That’s Not fair…
• If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
• Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
• It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word … MOI!!
• I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!